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Fathers Against Mothers Against Drunk Drivers:
Proudly getting you home, by the skin of your teeth....almost everytime!

A.A. Gimmeanother, Everywhere, UGO

Cool-hand Construction:
All of our staff have been trained to use this technique. Business is booming! We'll even do small jobs for free and trade services on Wart-hogs!

Colin Spudz, Eyebrow, Saskatchewan

Bloody Tree Service:
I have personally testing this method on every member of our female staff. The results have been amazing!

Jeffrey J. Jackson, Redneck, AB

RAD Consultants:
Ahhhh.....that feels good!

Gregory Gretzky, Edmonton, AB

GPI:
The Gay Policing Initiative (GPI) is a partnership approach to eradicate homo's everywhere and create discrimination wherever & whenever possible. The GPI would welcome a wider membership. If you are interested, please contact us.
Maximum Enjoyment, Easy Application....Clinically Proven Results!